Meet The Turtle Man, he catches snapping turtles and delivers passionate war cries! He is TEAMJUBAL.COM’s Hero of the Day, watch the video and you’ll see why. Wait until you hear the reason why he tries not to smile.
There isn’t much I can say about this except I now have a vagina. Enjoy. I’m going to sit in the corner and cry a bit.
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The only thing more badass than Patrick Stewart, is Patrick Stewart with a beard. [Read the rest of this entry...]
So, Jack Nicholson might be one of the coolest guys on the planet. He’s old as hell and still holds that “I’ll smack the taste out yo mouth” aura. He is the official mascot of the Lakers (the best sports franchise on the planet… eff you haters). You constantly see him partying in places like Cannes surrounded by numerous hot women who are less than half his age. He must need to eat a pound of Viagra just to keep up with his lifestyle. He’s pretty much what most males strive to be. Well, add one more contribution to his list of accomplishments… LORRAINE NICHOLSON! OOOOF. I ALMOST want to nail her more than I do her father (I’d still choose him first based on the possibility of sitting court-side at a Lakers’ game). Here are the pics from some surfing/bathing suit/who-really-cares photo shoot she was just doing. Enjoy. [Read the rest of this entry...]
Case in fucking point you jerk-offs [Read the rest of this entry...]
Wow, I really don’t know how to react to this except to ask, when will the madness stop? Ted Haggard, former evangelical dirtbag has apparently been cured of THE GAY (DUN, DUN, DUN). If you don’t remember good ole’ Teddy, he’s a right wing conservative preacher who was caught up in a scandal involving meth and male prostitutes. As a matter of fact back in December he was number 2 on our list of the “Top 10 Hypocrites of the Decade”. Well, as reported in that entry he’s been going to intensive counseling to rid himself of his weenis cravings and apparently it’s worked!!! (no it hasn’t).
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