That’s right, it’s Friday so here’s your latest edition of The JNN, “America’s Choice For News”. This edition was taped in front of a live and incredibly awkward studio audience!!!! //

Check out this story, it’s about a post-op tranny (no not the engine component) who is pregnant. So, legally, a man is pregnant. I bet he won’t complain as much as you ladies do. Here’s the link and then I’ll tell you why I’m not impressed: //

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That’s right bitches! The Jubal News Network is back! After the outpouring of requests (literally, I got a ton of emails and calls), here it is… new and improved!!! //

My Dearest Iraq: It’s our 5-year anniversary! What is that anyway? If the first year is considered the “paper” anniversary I guess in our case the 5th year is the “shrapnel” anniversary? IDK, either way I do know that it seems hard to believe we’ve made it this long. Especially when our relationship started off [...]

Wow, who knew that uttering the words “fuck you Danny Noriega” could elicit such a backlash? I guess I should have. Especially as passionate at people are about American Idol. And, when I say “people” I mean the 13-year-old Danny Noriega fans that are commenting on my rant via youtube. These little bitches are intense. [...]

In case you missed the show today, we had Danny Noriega from American Idol on. The interview was cut short when I asked him about his sexual preference. It was not ill intended; on the contrary, I wanted to congratulate him for being strong. So… I’ve recorded this message for the Fox Network and Mrs. [...]

Here’s a question for you, and I would appreciate your comments. Would you like to see a Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama presidential ticket? //

Despite the title, this isn’t going to be the typical schoolmasterish political blog. I’m not going to harangue you with my disappointment at Barack Obama losing 3 of 4 contests to Hillary Clinton this week. I’m not going to hate on her, she had a big day . . . but enough about the water [...]

Check out my political cartoon! //