Entries for April, 2008

I’m Not Gonna Write You A Love Song (It Smells Like Irish Spring)

Good morning:
Just a quick blog to share with you the most inspirational song of our time. This is a must listen. It is by the petit little flower, “Riskay”. In the words of Jimmy Buffet it’s a “love song, from a different point of view”. I am officially “Riskay’s” number one [...]

Jubal Cyrus (Hannah DOES Montana)

The whole world is outraged about the Miley Cyrus, “Vanity Fair” pictures. Why is anyone surprised? If you look at the track record of Disney alum, they pretty much breed skanks. Britney, Xtina, Vanessa Hudgens (and her huuuuuge bush), Justin Timberlake (although I’d say he’s a bitch more than a skank), Ashley [...]

Hi My Name is Jubal And… (Been Sober for Exactly 1 mi… *gulp*DAMMIT)

I was talking to a friend today and it was the typical, “man I drank so much” type conversation. Well at one point he did what every drinker does and referred to himself as an “alcoholic”. I’m sure most of you know the type of comments I’m talking about, he wasn’t really sending [...]

I CAN HAZ DREEM JOB (Another Reason I Love The Internet)

I’m not sure if you’re familiar with the “lolcatz” phenomenon. I’m assuming you are because you are on the Internet right now. If you are unaware you need to go check out icanhascheezburger.com. Seriously, it is one of my favorite sites. It’s a great way to kill some time. It [...]

Polygamy: The Fragrance (Get Some Today)

Not sure if you’ve heard this, but the Texas Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints has started doing damage control to combat the negative press they are receiving. Check out this new commercial for a product they’re selling. I’m getting some for sure!!!

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NO JNN THIS WEEK?!?!?!? (In Due Time My Friends)

I’ve gotten a few emails asking why Jubal News hasn’t been posted. The guy who edits it for me wasn’t able to get it done on Friday. Sorry. I’m hoping it will be up on Monday. There were some pretty good jokes and I’m sure the millions of JNN fans will [...]

Real TV, False Entertainment (Must Be The Monay)

I was watching TV last night and saw a promo for the new Deion Sanders’ reality show called “Prime Time Love”. Is anybody watching this? And, if you are, do me a favor… go to your kitchen, grab the Drano from under the sink and take a big healthy swig. You can [...]

Glow In The Dark (Low Rise Jeans: Lower Self Esteem)

I went to the Kanye West “Glow in the Dark” tour last night and, other than the seats that made my ears pop and blood thin it was awesome. You’d think being in radio I’d be able to score decent tickets. Nope. I actually couldn’t even get tickets; Caitlin had to get [...]

THIS IS WHY BARACK! (MIMS WHO???)

CHECK THIS OUT
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I Love You,

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Live Fast, Eat Cold (I’m Tired of Using Technology)

I realized something today. I have a huge problem. Well, I have many huge problems, but there is one in particular that has been worrying me the past couple weeks. As you may or may not know I am a huge allergy sufferer, or at least I pretend to be to disguise [...]