The whole world is outraged about the Miley Cyrus, “Vanity Fair” pictures. Why is anyone surprised? If you look at the track record of Disney alum, they pretty much breed skanks. Britney, Xtina, Vanessa Hudgens (and her huuuuuge bush), Justin Timberlake (although I’d say he’s a bitch more than a skank), Ashley Tisdale… I could go on and frankly that alone saddens me.

You know what I find more disgusting than a 15-year-old mildly attractive girl posing with her shirt off for the cover of a magazine? The fact that people are actually wasting their time talking about this. “OMG, OMG!! Did you see the Miley Cyrus pictures?! WTF, WTF!! One of the Jonas Brothers cut their hair! ROFL, ROFL!! Did you see that Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Anna Faris wore the same dress to a red carpet affair?! Sorry Mr. homeless guy you can’t have a dollar, I’ve got to buy an “Us Weekly”; they have Melissa Joan Hart baby pics! Sorry, starving African I can’t donate money for you, “Star Magazine” has a one-on-one sit-down with Ashlee Simpson. Now go die, you’re breathing oxygen that could be used by one of my precious celebrities.”

Ugh, no wonder the rest of the world hates us.

Lastly; what’s more disturbing? The Hannah Montana pic or my re-creation?

I Love You,

–Jubal