Dear Jon (wow, that’s an ironic opening to a letter for you):

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Dear Lindsay Lohan’s Face,
How are you? On second thought don’t answer that question, it’s quite obvious you’re having a rough go of things lately. We need to talk; I’m worried about you. There are many things that should look weathered after 23 years; a 1986 Chevy Celebrity, a poorly constructed picket fence or a pair [...]

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Dear Kate:
How are you? I hope this letter finds you well and that the back and front of your hair have decided to get on the same page. I trust your brood of 8 is staying out of trouble and not deviating from the script too much (those writers at TLC worked hard [...]

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