An Open Letter To Jon Gosselin
Dear Jon (wow, that’s an ironic opening to a letter for you): //
Entries for October, 2009
An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan’s Face
Dear Lindsay Lohan’s Face, How are you? On second thought don’t answer that question, it’s quite obvious you’re having a rough go of things lately. We need to talk; I’m worried about you. There are many things that should look weathered after 23 years; a 1986 Chevy Celebrity, a poorly constructed picket fence or a [...]
An Open Letter to Kate Gosselin
Dear Kate: How are you? I hope this letter finds you well and that the back and front of your hair have decided to get on the same page. I trust your brood of 8 is staying out of trouble and not deviating from the script too much (those writers at TLC worked hard on [...]