Today’s hero is this little guy. Why? Just look at the pictures. In case you aren’t familiar with whom the lady is, that’s Camilla Parker Bowles, The Duchess of Cornwall (although Duchess of CornHOLE would be more appropriate). She was the second wife of Prince Charles, and definitely knows how to back that ass up!

Why is this young boy our hero? Why not? He saw an opportunity to bury his face in some royal hiney and took it. Now, people are trying to play this off like an accident but I guarantee this dude knew what was going on. I used to do the same thing when I was a kid, bump into some ladies ass, boob, or if I were feeling particularly brazen I’d give them a hug around the waste and be nose deep in giney.

He did what any young male would do, waited until Camilla bent down to kiss a little girl and then he pounced. Sure, he made it look like she butt smacked him up against the wall, but I know better. This kid already has accomplished a more impressive feat than most of us will ever do. Not only has he met royalty, but he can now confirm if, in fact, their shit does or does not stink. Good job little lad… take that secret to the grave.

Congrats tiny black dude, for getting bum smashed by Camilla you have earned the honor of being TEAMJUBAL.COM’s Hero of the Day!

P.S. Does it really smell like roses? Please, I NEED to know!!!