Everyone is hopping on this bullshit twilight bandwagon turning everything tough and cool into something gay that 13-15 year old fat girls will buy at hot topic. STOP IT! You want real vampires? Rent “30 Days of Night,” those are the legit ones. They hunt you down, rip your throat out, and toss your lifeless carcass on the side of the road. Now it looks like Marvel wants a piece of the emo, cutter, fat chick pie.

“Who-or what-is Ultimate X? The answers and even more secrets arrive in the all new ULTIMATE X ongoing bi-monthly series from the superstar dream team of JEPH LOEB and ART ADAMS. Wolverine is dead. Captain America is a fugitive. The Fantastic Four disbanded. Lives have been destroyed and nothing can ever be the same-is there any hope left? It all begins with a search for a brand new character whose identity will leave jaws on the floor and change the Ultimate Universe forever.”

Hmm, is this a product of Disney taking over the reigns at Marvel? I’m sure not, why would one of the biggest merchandise licensers on the planet want to turn X-Men into something the could sell in the “hip teen” section at Wal-Mart?