The Sad Part Is, This Is Truely Unattainable.
Nov.24, 2009 in
Ben's Geek Links
True love is hard to find, especially when your idea of a good time is getting blasted at the local bar then coming home and playing Halo on Xbox Live till 4 in the morning. Well chin up fellas! Here’s a checklist to let you know when to propose to the girl your currently fucking that you change your facebook statuses to “In A Relationship.”
There’s always a catch though. If you actually find someone that meets all these, there is a zero percent chance she will be attractive. I’d aim for 6 out of 9, the final three checked boxes being “Hot Face,” “Big Tits,” and “Tight Ass.” Click HERE for the full list.
