Asian women are fucking crazy. I’ve dated two of them, and they were both ape shit fucking bonkers. I’ve been cured of my yellow fever, but goddamn, Olivia Munn is the exception to the rule.

She does have an unfair advantage though, I’d probably be head over heels for any girl that’s dressed in cosplay as much as her:


Buuuuuuutt noooooooo! She has to be boning Chris Piiiiine. ” Ooo, look at me, my dad died, I have to save the universe, spock doesn’t like me, boo hoooooo!”

Fuck you Chris Pine.

The full Maxim gallery HERE

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