Entries for January, 2010

A Nuke Is Officially the Only Thing That Can Fix America Now

This Is How the Next Generation is Being Raised.

Ted Haggard Is No Longer Gay (yeah right)

Wow, I really don’t know how to react to this except to ask, when will the madness stop? Ted Haggard, former evangelical dirtbag has apparently been cured of THE GAY (DUN, DUN, DUN). If you don’t remember good ole’ Teddy, he’s a right wing conservative preacher who was caught up in a scandal involving meth [...]

Great, Now Aliens Will Judge Us By CBS Sit-Coms.

Aliens Can’t Hear Digital TV Signals, Will Judge Us on “Two and a Half Men”

It’s Like A Juggalo Baby Funeral, But Sad Instead of Funny

ICP Makes a Western. Cue the Apocalypse.

Christian Evangelist gets “Fresh Princed”

Please, please, please tell me that being “Fresh Princed” is the new”Rickroll”. Just watch as this Nigerian minister reads an email from someone who was born and raised in West Philadelphia… Oh AND he also gets “Luke Skywalkered”. //

Hero of The Day (Another Hottie with No Legs FTW)

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Your Butt, My Name . . . Let’s Do This. (Sexy Post)

So, I’d like to start posting more reader submitted content… for example the passive aggressive note I blogged about the other day. Well, I can guarantee you that sending pictures like the following will automatically get you featured on the website. I just got this emailed to us at teamjubal@gmail.com. I don’t think my name [...]

Hero of the Day (This will make you angry)

Today’s Hero of the Day is another unknown soldier in the quest for decency in America. The great thing about the “red, white and blue” is that we cater to the vocal minority. That’s right, all it takes is for one person out of hundreds of millions to complain and we, as the pansy ass, [...]

The Answer to Life’s Biggest Question

Here you go. You asked. //

I’ll Just Leave This Here…

So That’s Why He’s So Grouchy…