So, Haiti is effed and we’re doing all we can to help them; understandably. Well, here in the states we have some citizens who desperately need help too.. although, since they’re American Indians the government doesn’t care too much. The reservation for the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe has been crippled by recent ice storms. No [...]

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Today’s hero is something that is very important. The door lock. Why? Well, this morning upon waking up I gave my 5-year-old niece my iPhone to play with. Along with making it sticky and boogery, she has been playing tic tac toe and checkers on it all weekend. Anywho, I gave her the phone before [...]

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Today’s hero is this little guy. Why? Just look at the pictures. In case you aren’t familiar with whom the lady is, that’s Camilla Parker Bowles, The Duchess of Cornwall (although Duchess of CornHOLE would be more appropriate). She was the second wife of Prince Charles, and definitely knows how to back that ass up!

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Here’s a picture from a few years ago. It was not staged, I was urinating while intoxicated and passed out, mid-stream, my head sandwiched between the shower and the toilet (very hygienic). This was taken shortly before my old roommate and fellow comedian Rodger Lizaola (rodgerlizaola.com) and his buddy carried me into my bed… where [...]