Dear Lindsay:

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Hydralisk Lord of the Dance

Now, if you have listened to me on the air or ever been in a conversation about money and bathroom needs (which is pretty much every conversation I have) you know what my ultimate goal in life is. For those who are unaware when and yes I say WHEN I become filthy rich I will [...]

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Fatter than a speeding bullet, more poundage-full than a locomotive, able to eat tall buildings in a single nom. Look, on the ground… it’s turd, it’s a bus… NO!, It’s Samantha Lynn Frazier!

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Dexter, Meet Dexter.

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Dear Valentine’s Day:

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