An Open Letter to Paris Hilton
Dear Paris: //
Sorry, this (a)Musings is a short one because I’m strapped for time. I’m hoping that something is better than nothing though, so… enjoy? //
Now, if you have listened to me on the air or ever been in a conversation about money and bathroom needs (which is pretty much every conversation I have) you know what my ultimate goal in life is. For those who are unaware when and yes I say WHEN I become filthy rich I will [...]
Fatter than a speeding bullet, more poundage-full than a locomotive, able to eat tall buildings in a single nom. Look, on the ground… it’s turd, it’s a bus… NO!, It’s Samantha Lynn Frazier! //