Entries Tagged ‘geek’

An Open Letter to Paris Hilton

Dear Paris: //

Friday (a)Musings 4-16-10

Sorry, this (a)Musings is a short one because I’m strapped for time. I’m hoping that something is better than nothing though, so… enjoy? //

An Open Letter to Spencer Pratt

Dear Spencer: //

Goddamn, I Wish I Was Talented

Tiny Yarn Star Wars Figures

America’s Best Dance Crew Needs More Zerg

Hydralisk Lord of the Dance

Cashmere Toilet Paper!? (Am I Dreaming??)

Now, if you have listened to me on the air or ever been in a conversation about money and bathroom needs (which is pretty much every conversation I have) you know what my ultimate goal in life is. For those who are unaware when and yes I say WHEN I become filthy rich I will [...]

If You Wear This I’ll Probably Bone You

Batman Dresses Make You Hotter

WTF Is Wrong With Reality Stars?!?!

Nick Simmons Needs to Die

Superman Exists! (Turns out he’s actually a chubby chick)

Fatter than a speeding bullet, more poundage-full than a locomotive, able to eat tall buildings in a single nom. Look, on the ground… it’s turd, it’s a bus… NO!, It’s Samantha Lynn Frazier! //

If Only Hitler Could Have Forseen Twilight Fans…

The Worst Thing You’ll Ever Read