Dear Lindsay:

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Now, if you have listened to me on the air or ever been in a conversation about money and bathroom needs (which is pretty much every conversation I have) you know what my ultimate goal in life is. For those who are unaware when and yes I say WHEN I become filthy rich I will [...]

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Fatter than a speeding bullet, more poundage-full than a locomotive, able to eat tall buildings in a single nom. Look, on the ground… it’s turd, it’s a bus… NO!, It’s Samantha Lynn Frazier!

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Dear Valentine’s Day:

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This has been making rounds, but just in case you haven’t seen this picture yet. Ah-maze-ing.

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So, Sarah Silverman is basically my Everest. I know that most dudes don’t get the allure, but she’s 100 percent my steez. She’s Jewish (I’m not Jewish but I really, really, really like the Heeb girls. Almost to the point of a fetish, it’s getting bad, they may as well just be stiletto covered feet [...]

Meet The Turtle Man, he catches snapping turtles and delivers passionate war cries! He is TEAMJUBAL.COM’s Hero of the Day, watch the video and you’ll see why. Wait until you hear the reason why he tries not to smile.

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There isn’t much I can say about this except I now have a vagina. Enjoy. I’m going to sit in the corner and cry a bit.

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