So, Sarah Silverman is basically my Everest. I know that most dudes don’t get the allure, but she’s 100 percent my steez. She’s Jewish (I’m not Jewish but I really, really, really like the Heeb girls. Almost to the point of a fetish, it’s getting bad, they may as well just be stiletto covered feet [...]

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Dear Levi (can I call you that or is Douchenozzle your proper title?):
How’s life? I bet things are crazy now that you’re a bonafide celebrity and all. Are you really planning on taking up Sarah’s offer of joining them for Thanksgiving dinner? If you do, make sure you bring a side dish, we all know [...]