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Dear Valentine’s Day:

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So, Sarah Silverman is basically my Everest. I know that most dudes don’t get the allure, but she’s 100 percent my steez. She’s Jewish (I’m not Jewish but I really, really, really like the Heeb girls. Almost to the point of a fetish, it’s getting bad, they may as well just be stiletto covered feet [...]

There isn’t much I can say about this except I now have a vagina. Enjoy. I’m going to sit in the corner and cry a bit.

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Wow, I really don’t know how to react to this except to ask, when will the madness stop? Ted Haggard, former evangelical dirtbag has apparently been cured of THE GAY (DUN, DUN, DUN). If you don’t remember good ole’ Teddy, he’s a right wing conservative preacher who was caught up in a scandal involving meth [...]