Dear Lindsay:

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Fatter than a speeding bullet, more poundage-full than a locomotive, able to eat tall buildings in a single nom. Look, on the ground… it’s turd, it’s a bus… NO!, It’s Samantha Lynn Frazier!

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Dear Valentine’s Day:

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This has been making rounds, but just in case you haven’t seen this picture yet. Ah-maze-ing.

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Meet The Turtle Man, he catches snapping turtles and delivers passionate war cries! He is TEAMJUBAL.COM’s Hero of the Day, watch the video and you’ll see why. Wait until you hear the reason why he tries not to smile.

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There isn’t much I can say about this except I now have a vagina. Enjoy. I’m going to sit in the corner and cry a bit.

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Wow, I really don’t know how to react to this except to ask, when will the madness stop? Ted Haggard, former evangelical dirtbag has apparently been cured of THE GAY (DUN, DUN, DUN). If you don’t remember good ole’ Teddy, he’s a right wing conservative preacher who was caught up in a scandal involving meth [...]

Please, please, please tell me that being “Fresh Princed” is the new”Rickroll”. Just watch as this Nigerian minister reads an email from someone who was born and raised in West Philadelphia… Oh AND he also gets “Luke Skywalkered”.

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